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“Bad Alien: "I come in peace." Jack Caine: "But you go in pieces, asshole." Not to be confused with the Jessica Alba-starring television show of the same nam”

“I went and saw this one at the IMAX and it looked incredibly cool but other than that it was pretty lame. I liked how they ripped it directly from the book as w”

“"You lied to me General!" The real star of Red Scorpion (an '80s action-adventure movie set in the fictional African country of Mombaka) is the glistening, m”

“"I'm not into politics. I'm into survival. " Mere months following the release of Predator in mid-1987, Arnold Schwarzenegger was back in action for The Runn”

“"I give up. This whole thing's very Russian." By the time Red Heat was released, Arnold Schwarzenegger was already a well-established Hollywood star, and the”

“Stanley Kubrick’s adaptation of the famous novel is a futuristic/retro film about violence, sex and our conditioning to these actions. I just wish he kept the”

“"Do you want to take it to Fucktown Lahey? Cause that's where this is headed: Downtown Fucktown!" The enormous popularity and strong cult following of the br”

“"You think killing a man gives you the right to negotiate with me?" The Negotiator is of a rare breed - an action-thriller relying on suspense generated by l”

“"Can you put a price on your dreams?" To begin this review on a clichéd but nonetheless justified note, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (the latest moti”

“"Good luck to you, you Godless murderers. " Based on the novel by Daniel Carney, The Wild Geese is a classic British action-adventure movie which follows the”

“I gave Slumdog Millionaire a whirl because of the sheer amount of film awards it seemed to accrue in such a short space of time. I couldn't switch on the radio ”

“"I wanna go home..." Speaking from a thematic perspective, Moon is the sci-fi masterpiece that The Island could have been had Michael Bay not opted to turn i”

“Another one of Arnie's finest. Predator has a simple yet unforgetable storyline with some of the biggest on-screen bad asses of the 80's. The film is raw carnag”

“"She says the jungle... it just came alive and took him." There was a period back in the 1980s when Arnold Schwarzenegger ruled Hollywood. He was the ultimat”

“"I'd rather die than live in a world where I can't kick your ass." It'd be reasonable to dive straight into the crucial problem with Hot Rod - the filmmakers”